b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Best Comebacks » Post 8835 | Search
This is a question Best Comebacks

At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1

« Go Back

I'm Julian Clary's brother.
Years ago, I don't know how many, let's say 8.

Little brother and me arguing.
I think he was wearing something I thought was a bit camp.
Me:You're gay.
Him:No! You're gay!
Me:You're so gay it's unbelievable.
Him:You're so gay you're Julian Clary's brother.
Me:...
Him:?
Me:...
Him:... ah fuck you

So from that moment on, any time I felt like humiliating him, I told him I was Julian Clary's brother.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:00, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1