
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Years ago, I don't know how many, let's say 8.
Little brother and me arguing.
I think he was wearing something I thought was a bit camp.
Me:You're gay.
Him:No! You're gay!
Me:You're so gay it's unbelievable.
Him:You're so gay you're Julian Clary's brother.
Me:...
Him:?
Me:...
Him:... ah fuck you
So from that moment on, any time I felt like humiliating him, I told him I was Julian Clary's brother.
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 13:00, Reply)
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