Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Over heard at work today....MAN 1"so me bruv dug out 48ton from under the bungalow wiv a shovel,course he used a digger at the end..."
MAN 2"My uncle used to dive.one day when visiting a wreck he ran out of oxygen,saw a double door on the side of the ship and opened it..there was a lit candle there!"
MAN 1"candle underwater!FACK OFF!"
MAN 2"OK,you loose 20ton and I'll blow the candle out!"
classic.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 14:23, Reply)
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