Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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BiscuitsMy mate was telling me recently that he was set to reverse into a parking space, when some idiot drove in and pinched it. My mate got out of the car and an argument ensued. After a few minutes of arguing the other driver told my mate "to get back in the car you fat c**t".
My mate replied "Well you know the reason why I'm so fat dont you?, everytime I shag your mum she gives me a biscuit"
The other bloke replied "Well that must have been a load of biscuits then"
To which my mate replied "EXACTLY!", and then got back in the car and drove off.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:53, Reply)
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