
At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
( , Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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One staff meeting we were sitting around discussing the need for a lumbar puncture/spinal tap for a patient. I said, "Isn't there any other way? LPs are so horrible. All I remember (when I had one) is my knees on my shoulders and screaming."
The senior doctor there quietly said, "Would you quit talking about your honeymoon already?"
( , Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:11, Reply)
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