Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A kind of 'action' comebackI was driving my car with a friend in the passenger seat on a nice hot Summers' day in central London.
I pulled out of a junction infront of another car, which wasn't going too fast, and the driver made a really big deal out of accelerating and speeding up to my car, then screeching to a halt.
He then pulled up alongside my car, and staring straight ahead, held his glasses out of the window with a complete expression of contempt on his face - as if to say:
"here you go, you're obviously blind so you can borrow my glasses'.
hahahahaha - what a comedian.
So we grabbed the glasses and drove off. Twat.
* He did get out at the next lights and (rather sheepishly) reclaim them, by the way.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:27, Reply)
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