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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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While walking through town, we were accosted by a chap with a collection box for the charity now known as Scope. He shook it right in my face and yelled "Spastics!".

"You're the fucking spastic mate", I replied.

I don't think he was though, but it *is* hard to tell with some of them, isn't it?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:33, Reply)

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