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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A couple of my faves over the years
When this noob was giving me grief, I told him to "choke on his dad's cock" which shut him up.

I've alwyays been slightly overweight and people have pointed this out with comments such as "chubby" or "fatty". The response of "every time I fucked your mum she gave me cake, especially chocolate cake" cured this problem.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 18:38, Reply)

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