Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
(
rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
« Go Back
I was out in Bromsgrove (horrible, horrible place - don't go there)and verbally acosted by some pram-faced, fat, ugly munter regarding my sunglasses.
I looked round, told her she was fat and ugly and then reminded her that I could take my shades off.
(
whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 18:42,
Reply)
« Go Back