Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Utterly SpeechlessThis actually happened to me.
After a particularly, and I mean REALLY heavy night out in London I was sitting on a seat at Waterloo Station when I was approached by a tramp asking for money. After ignoring him the first 2 times when he came back again I said "look mate, I've been on the piss for 24 hours, I've got seven quid in my pocket, which isn't enough to get home. Will you just fuck off!" To which he replied "carry on like that and you'll end up like me" and walked off!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:18, Reply)
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