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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not a comeback as such...
Getting battered in a bar in the altstadt and a gypsy comes up selling her wares.
"Whassat den?"
"It's lucky heather - it will bring you luck"
"Can't be that fucking lucky, you've got shitloads and you're spending your Saturday nights trying to sell it down the pub"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:23, Reply)

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