Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Well, when I was in sixth gradeThere was a boy who teased me every day. He usually got to me when he insulted my hair, my face, or my teeth. One day he started in on my then-absent breasts, and he said I was flatter than a board. I smiled and said, "I don't care." His mouth fell open, and he tried to explain to me why I SHOULD care, but it didn't work. He walked away, stuttering and shaking his head. The joke's on him now, I filled out pretty nicely a few years later.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 19:52, Reply)
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