Slip of the tongue?
Picture the scene: It's New Years Eve, and the girl who's party we were meant to be going to didn't let us in, so we spent it wandering around town getting drunk on a few Smirnoff Ices we'd brought with us (Yes, it was spectacularly shit).

A couple of us are considering going to a restaurant, and my mate is explaining this to a girl who is rather large, rather ugly, and rather obnoxious (and once gave someone a blowjob while they were unconscious, but that's another story).

She: "Oh, I can't go to a restaurant, because I'm..."

Me, interrupting: "FAT!"

I didn't think she'd heard me, but she got upset, and told all the girls there (including the one I was trying to get off with) what I'd said. My mates heard what I'd said, and pissed themselves laughing. She left pretty soon afterwards. My mates were all bloody thankful... she's horrible.
( Detrius521, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:35, Reply)