Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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with wit this sharp, it's no wonder they call me butterknifeFirst one, in Sainsburys there was a rather loud and angry woman in front of us, swearing at the cashier. I said something along the lines of "just shut up and get on with it" to which a man nearby replied "oi, that's my wife you're talking to"..without thinking, i responded with "shush, we aren't hear to talk about your problems"
Second, but not really a retort to an insult. Whenever anybody phones for me and my dad answers, if the first thing they say is "is martin home?" he will simply say "yes" and put the phone down.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 21:02, Reply)
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