I'm rather proud of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd5QygOvbnQ
and this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e6L4ZEn0Ww
both of which I made with my long-suffering collaborator and buddy, and which are part of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYMUE6f03rA
which has its world première at the Empire cinema in Leicester Square on Saturday. See you on the red carpet.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:37, 86 replies)

i want check the videos yet but I'll have a look later dude.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:19, closed)

Alright Emvee,
I watched all 3 of those, and although I've seen worse things than this, I have to ask, why have you decided to go down the horror route?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:00, closed)

Mainly because we're big horror fans and it seemed like a good place to start
But we're not exclusively horror - we've got quite a serious non-genre piece coming up which will be very different from anything we've done before.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:06, closed)

How do you finance the movies?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:16, closed)

So far we've been mostly self-financed
Three's a Shroud was our first real budget where it wasn't (all) our money. We're also launching a kickstarter this week to fund one piece, and we're in talks with investors for another - essentially the same sort of scheme Jimmy Carr used to avoid paying tax on money he "invested".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:55, closed)

I can answer this.
He has a massive income from his ROBO-GROT enterprise. He's like Gonch off of Grange Hill with his waqqqi schemes usually, but this mutha is paying like a BITCH. Most months the total income from his three pockmarked Warhammer pals for providing Yoda-themed masturbation material is well into double figures. This time next year it'll be 'bye bye Finz-P, hello HOLLYWOOD'!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:33, closed)

I don't get the obvious trolling above, by people obviously obsessed by you
I had fun shooting stills for you guys that Saturday a few months ago, seemed like a Saturday well spent. Nice people, good looking girls; plus I won the pot on the national we had :)
( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:17, closed)

It was great to have you round
There will be more shoots soon where we need stills, if you're still keen :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:43, closed)

Done mate, two Canon 1DX's at your service ;)

( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 22:00, closed)

Yay - I'll fb you when we've secured some shooting dates :)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:15, closed)

Wicked!!!!
I'll 'fb' you too, whatever the fuck that is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:16, closed)

Good morning, Monty old chum
I trust you had a good night's sleep. Did you manage to think up anything clever or witty to say today, or are you still confused by simple concepts like, for example, abbreviating the name of the world's most popular social networking site in the world to its initials?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:34, closed)

Straight out the blocks with another Bolt-like uber-zing!!!
Today's looking up already!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:35, closed)

Man, you truly are a find - angry, persistent, perpetually upset, hopelessly tragic and almost, but not quite, too stupid to live.
And while I appreciate that pretending to be someone on b3ta is the only thing in your life that means anything I'm gonna have to let you down, Monts mate, 'cause today I've got stuff to do that doesn't involve trading barbs with the village halfwit. Soz.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:51, closed)

It's like you can see into my very soul!!
Off you pop then, those grotty 'alternative' birds won't photograph themselves!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:54, closed)

Bring the Yoda mask yeah?
COOL ONE MATE - SEE YOU THEN!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:16, closed)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:01, closed)

What I love about this
is the knobbish student 'sk8' hat you can clearly see reflected in it.

You take self-parody to new zeniths every time you post, you witless cretin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:21, closed)

Yet you're compelled to reply every time
It's almost as if I post stuff that I know will wind you up, you sad little excuse for a man.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 13:05, closed)

So not for the purposes of self-aggrandisement at all, then?
I see.

You're actually claiming that you put that prick-hat in the reflection deliberately? You set it up as a Legless-style reverse zing, right?

I put it to you that this is massive fucking LIE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:10, closed)

I put it to you that you are a massive fucking dick
That's about it, really.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:29, closed)