A Megadrive...
...which I keep around solely for the purpose of playing Streets of Rage II & III.

Matches, because they look so much cooler than a cheap lighter in a club.

Soap. Some of my acquiantances have told me I should get with the times and use shower gel (yes, we discussed shower habits. It was a slow day). These people are, ironically, the smelliest people I know.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:43, 3 replies)

Shower gel is crap
Soap cleans better, you use less of it, and a bar of soap doesn't burst open in your luggage.
When I have used shower gel I've never felt truly clean.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:49, closed)

science of soap
I recall reading about this on an obscure blog somewhere. The lather in soap is what gets you clean as the dirt particles and bacteria on your body attach to it. The did a study comparing bacteria on hands after they had been washed with soap and with gel. Soap won by a long way. I also don't feel properly clean after using gel.
(MostlySunny, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 7:55, closed)

Where do you live....
that you can still smoke in a club?? I need to get me a holiday there.
( user_names_suck, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 17:50, closed)