I still masturbate to porn mags!
I also rip them up when I've finished and stash them in the bushes of the local park
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:39, 8 replies)

Old Skool
Haven't seen old porn mags lying around in years. My first view of an open fanny was finding a grot mag, to unfortunately find that the model of choice was well over 60, it put me off wimsy for years...luckily i was only 9.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:42, closed)

Readers Wives
so graphic, you could almost SEE what she'd digested!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 15:47, closed)

That desription would be hilarious
If it wasn't so true, I still remember the wrinkly old fingers pulling apart an even more wrinkled clunge to reveal a huge gaping hole.....*shudders*

PS - It was readers wives.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:06, closed)

and to think....
people who grew up with the views in Readers Wives somehow became offended by the legendary goatse (which is practically tame in comparison to seeing your elderly neighbour's vag spread wider than Jodie Marsh's ankles will ever achieve)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 16:54, closed)

Hehe good point
At least goatse is a round hole and non wrinkly, the elderly minge you can't even take in whats going on in one view. I'm definatley with you on this one.....although you can't beat a well kempt wimsy, its a beautiful thing.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 17:03, closed)

what happened to
porn mags lying about in bushes? Or is it that when you were kids you go in bushes and make camps and now I don't? I'd go in there to check but I wouldn't want to get nicked or anything. try explaining that one.
(The Lithe Panther, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 22:16, closed)

Honest officer....
I was only in that bush because I found a porn mag, and needed a quick shufty! It was only when I reached the vinegar strokes did I look around and see 6 kids staring at me, at which point I realised that I'd been knocking one out in their den, honest Constable, you believe me don't you???
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 22:27, closed)

Unexpected late night lols
That's it, I'm inspired. I'm going to go down the road to the newsagent, hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice "Harry, I want you to sell me some pornography." Then I'll rip it up and go stash it in some bushes. Maybe I'll read the articles first.
(filthytruck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 11:50, closed)