Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
( , Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
( , Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Good boyfriend.
A friend was once dating two women at the same time, living in separate cities.
"I'm a good boyfriend to Jane," he said, "But I'm a bad boyfriend to Sarah."
I mulled.
"Don't you think the fact that you're any kind of boyfriend to Sarah, even a bad one, means you are not such a good boyfriend to Jane?"
He stared at me. I could see the wheels turning in his head, then burst out laughing. He had the two relationships so separate in his head that he had never made the connection until that moment.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:53, 2 replies)
A friend was once dating two women at the same time, living in separate cities.
"I'm a good boyfriend to Jane," he said, "But I'm a bad boyfriend to Sarah."
I mulled.
"Don't you think the fact that you're any kind of boyfriend to Sarah, even a bad one, means you are not such a good boyfriend to Jane?"
He stared at me. I could see the wheels turning in his head, then burst out laughing. He had the two relationships so separate in his head that he had never made the connection until that moment.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 17:53, 2 replies)
He "Did not have sex with that woman"
And even if he did, he didn't inhale
( , Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:47, closed)
And even if he did, he didn't inhale
( , Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:47, closed)
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