Bizarre leaps of logicAmorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Ah yes, I do wonder how they're getting on these daysThis bit is by far my favourite:
"Now, the thing is, if you're an English male, what you do when you leave home is go to the shop nearest to your new place, buy a Pot Noodle (Chicken and Mushroom), feast on its delights slumped on the sofa in front of the TV, swill out the plastic carton it came in, then use this carton for all your subsequent meals until you get married. There's a beauty of economy to it. Thus, when I cook a meal for four, the aftermath left in the sink as I carry the gently steaming plates to the table is a single saucepan and, if I've pulled out the all stops to dazzle visiting Royalty, perhaps a spoon."
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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My favourite is:"I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:35,
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Heating soup is cooking, now?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:19,
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