Well I suppose not all of us
can look like the living epitome of 21st-century urban cool at all times.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:04, 2 replies)

But it was the double inaccuracy of the heckle that really jarred.
Doherty's 'trademark' hat is a sort of porkpie/boater thing, which looks nothing like a fedora. What people tend to call a fedora these days is actually a trilby, in any case. And Pete Burns is associated with being an absolutely terrifying male-to-female transsexual, rather than with any particular type of hat.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:10, closed)

Yeah, totally not a fedorian at all, there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:55, closed)

"fedorian"?
Is that next year's hot new Linux distro?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:50, closed)

i am very cool

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:27, closed)

But as The Doveston, I'd have thought you'd have abandoned your pipe for snuff?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:30, closed)

Snuff would be way more ironic and cool, it's true.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:38, closed)