Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
( , Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
( , Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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If sinks weren't made for pissing in,
why did god put them at cock height?
Huh? Huh? Answer me that, motherfucker.
At least he isn't shitting* in the sink.
*A fucker to get rid of without the use of discarded Q-tips** to break up the stools into lumps small enough to wash down the plughole).
**Once used for breaking up sink turds, on NO ACCOUNT leave these Q-tips on the floor where they may stick to the soles of feet on the way to*** the morning shower.
***Or worse: From.
( , Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:38, Reply)
why did god put them at cock height?
Huh? Huh? Answer me that, motherfucker.
At least he isn't shitting* in the sink.
*A fucker to get rid of without the use of discarded Q-tips** to break up the stools into lumps small enough to wash down the plughole).
**Once used for breaking up sink turds, on NO ACCOUNT leave these Q-tips on the floor where they may stick to the soles of feet on the way to*** the morning shower.
***Or worse: From.
( , Mon 16 Dec 2013, 16:38, Reply)
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