Black sheep of the family IIFreddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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I sort of like this because it does technically conform to my earlier decree, however it really does sound like utter horseshit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:37,
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I would imagine that "spontaneously decided to sweep the loft, then fell down the stairs onto a broom" is substantially lower down the list of possible contributory factors than "was drunk and experimental".
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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"Honestly doc, I just fell on it and it happened to go directly up my rectum which just happened to be suitably lubricated at that exact moment."(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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My mate womble fell out of a loft onto the top of a stepladder and ripped one of his bollocks off.I reckon he'd have preferred the unlikely lubed violation option.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:53,
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Why's he called womble?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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You didn't go for 'Hitler', then?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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