crystal palace
I went on a staff xmas do to black sheep bar in crystal palace many years ago. I burnt my hand on a candle, tried to chat up some girls, slurring words heavily and spitting when talking, and fell over some bin bags in the street outside. Then I was sick. Quite a lot. Then i started crawling home, until the police stopped me. 12 hours later i woke up in Dulwich police station with a hangover personally delivered by satan himself, and then walked home covered in bin juice and sick, crying a bit. The bar is closed down now, but I still shudder when i drive past the place... Baaa.
(bangthedrum, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:22, 7 replies)

And then some kid burnt the back of your neck?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:30, closed)

i hope you got charged with not staying about.

(Eukanuba, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:08, closed)

Excellent work, here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:04, closed)

YES

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:17, closed)

And yet again, this is why replies should be able to win.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:54, closed)

This is perfect.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:25, closed)

Lightweight.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:05, closed)