Sorry, this would have been a valid point 5 years ago
But I think you will find that the majority of middle management cunts now drive Audis.
(Figmaus, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:57, 3 replies)

^This^
Last week an Audo overtook a line of cars while I was coming the other way in my wife's 4x4.

I decided not to slow down, he was on my side of the road after all and might is right.

After the 50' skid marks (and possibly 5" skiddies too) he had to reverse back again, only to shout at ME for not mounting the pavement and let him pass.

EDIT : I can see now why people say the 'four rings' symbol for Audi is the sign other people slowly wave at them.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:18, closed)

My brother had a brand new, black 530d a while back...
...he made a point out of letting people out of junctions and driving with consideration. As a passenger, watching the reaction from other road users was most amusing.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:25, closed)

this is good but
a drop in the bucket, eh? Still, good for him.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:10, closed)

Yep.
The industrial site I work at has street parking. You can get both lanes of traffic running if both sides stick close to the pavement/parked cars.

Every day I hug the side and meet a (different) twat in an audi flying down the middle of the road, who then has to jump on the anchors and pull faces at me for not letting them by. Odd that I just managed to pass an oncoming transit without either of us having to stop.

One of them tried to scare me by swerving towards me. This does not work when I'm driving an old Saab. The face he pulled as I carried on and he quickly had to vacate my lane was priceless. I did a belm at him.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:38, closed)