IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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I was sitting at work cleaning my Android phone screen, when the old woman beside me anounced her son had one of those type phones.
Me "What sort is it"
Old Woman "Don't know, but it has a button that makes a dog come out and lick the screen clean"
Me "It won't actually clean the sceen"
Old Woman "Well not on the outside"
Nice to know they've invented an app to clean the inside of your phone.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:16, 5 replies)
There's an app that claims to charge your battery if you leave the screen in sunlightall it does is use the built in light sensor to create a nice impressive battery filling animation.
...People actually buy this shit.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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That sounds awesome.I wish I'd invented that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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There's still a gap in the market for one that charges your phone by shaking the accelerometers(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Or a 'Shake the baby' app ..that not only promotes nanny-like child violence but also charges your mobile at the same time!
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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Just 'cause she's old......doesn't mean she's devoid of all logic!
Have a [click].
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