
I once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
( , Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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At school, end of term, watching Gladiator. During the battle scenes at the start the barbarian army yells a fearsome war cry, at which point I piped up:
'Isn't it amazing how much like modern day Germans they sound?'
There's so much wrong with that question. The syntax is fucking awful for starters.
( , Fri 31 Aug 2012, 23:13, 2 replies)

Blimey, you lot had it rich
Last day of the sixth form we got so pissed we forgot to turn up at the closing assembly
( , Fri 31 Aug 2012, 23:57, closed)

...you weren't there!
The language of the 5th Century Goths (the likes of Alaric...not the moon-faced shoe-gazing variety) is closest thing they have to what would have REALLY been spoken. It was recorded because the Bible was translated into it.
Saying that though - the bloke who shouts the bad German is a Scotsman with a strong accent as it is. AND the `wolf' was an Alsatian they spray-painted in front of us on the set. How we laughed while we watched it happen.
( , Sat 1 Sep 2012, 12:38, closed)
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