IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Look for the bollocksIgnore the hair and the horns. If it hasn't got great big hairy, knee-bouncing punchbags dangling between its back legs, but instead has an enormous pink tit with four dangly nipples on it, it isn't a bull, it's a cow.
If it has a leather briefcase and pinstripes, it's probably an accountant.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:35,
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The penis can be more obvious.Look in the middle of the belly.
If you see a tuft of hair sticking down, it's a bull.
Udder can be fairly small in cows that haven't lactated.
(Well, technically, sheath, not penis, as it retracts)
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