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I once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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IM conversation between me and my former boss concerning an unhygenic member of staff
Me: God that cough of his is fucking rank
Boss: Yes it is
Me: Can't we kill him?
Boss: I have no objection to this
Me: You do it. You're virtually autonomous in your new role. If I do it there'll be a fuckload of paperwork to deal with.
Boss: Explain that word
Me: Paperwork is a term popularised in the late 20th Century, prevalent in office-based workplaces. In the modern day and age it is something of a tautology as many offices are now paperless.
Boss: Funny fucker ain't ya
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:33, 7 replies)
The deliberate mis-spelliing of 'unhygienic' makes this funnier I think.
Well done mate.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:03, closed)
"unhygeinic"

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:24, closed)
You don't know what "tautology" means, do you?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:24, closed)
Not really no
I (lazily) decided to reproduce this account word-for-word. When I originally typed all of the above I knew I was unlikely to be challenged on the meanings or spellings of any of the fancy-pants words I wheeled out.

Basically this post is super-double-meta-clever because it highlights MY ignorance as well as HIS.

Good, eh.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:38, closed)
Proper good.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:51, closed)
You appear to be soliciting murder.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:56, closed)
Yep
Sounds like most offices I've worked in.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:13, closed)

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