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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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When I was about 8 or so, I suffered with really bad nose bleeds and this incident led to my nose being cauterised (ow).

I was casually sitting crosslegged in my nightie, talking to my Mum about The Far Away Tree and Mr Moonface or some other nonsense while my Mum was soaking in the bath.

I sneezed, nothing unusual there. Wiped the back of my hand across my nose and encountered the familiar sight of blood and thought fiddlesticks (in a Far Away Tree stylee) went to stand up to get a tissue to head a splat on the tiles. I looked down to see firstly a big bloody patch on the front of my nightie which made it look like I had been disemboweled, then I looked at the floor and saw that I had sneezed out a blood clot roughly the size of a tennis ball *spews*

Alarmed, I alerted this situation to my Mother by saying "Mummy, a lump of meat fell out of my nose".
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:06, 3 replies)
A clicky
just for the innocent explanation to your mum!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:18, closed)
Being a fellow nosebleeder
since I was a nipper I too have had the same experience. Never had such a great way of describing it though.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:18, closed)
cauterisation :P
i had it done, then went on the next day to play football at school, took a shot to the face :( and this huge squidgy thing came out my nose :(

the doctors had no idea what it was :P
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 18:42, closed)

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