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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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I got food poisoning
really bad food poisoning.
really really bad food poisoning.
So bad the public health laboratory sent me a letter saying "you have a notifiable disease try and keep away from other people".

Initially the the give away that it wasn't due to mild bit of over indulgence was the blood. Lots of it.

To compound this, I was camping on dartmoor and trying to shit into a hole I had to dig for the purpose. The sight of my bloody shit made me puke, which was also distressingly red.

I decided to cut my loses and drive home, which felt like the longest journey to Chester ever, as I had to stop at every services on the M5 & M6 I passed.

I am often reminded of the episode when I have eaten beetroot...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:13, 4 replies)
notifiable disease?
which one?
might be worth a click...
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:40, closed)
I got one of those letters from the Council when I had crypto
so I feel for you. You actually drove?
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:44, closed)
That has reminded me
of my last attempt at walking up the biggest hill in lanarkshire.

If you are attempting it, watch your step.... I got caught short with terrible guts 3/4 of the way up and had to nip to the sideof the track. fortunately, the cold I had meant I had plenty of hankies. The hill was shrouded in low cloud that day.... I've had a shit amongst the clouds!

Sounds terrible though :(
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 21:11, closed)
how did you wind up with crypto?
sorry to be nosy, but infectious diseases are a hobby of mine!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 2:33, closed)

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