Bagging Aunt Flo... Got my Red-wings!
Several years ago I finally took a woman home that I had been pursuing for quite awhile. We had both been drinking heavily at a Pub and went back to my apartment to shag.
My room-mate was home and asleep in the living room so we decided not to wake him and just do it in his bed because it was the closest to the front-door. It was pitch dark and I remember thinking how wet she was and how she must really be into this!

An hour of drunken fun later I stumble into the living room and my roomie gasps and asks if I'd been in a fight! I look up into the big mirror and it looks like I am wearing Native Warpaint! Blood is everywhere! Handmarks on my arms and back, face and mouth covered like a sloppy vampire!
Was so drunk I had absolutely no idea it was that time of the month. And so heavy!
His bedding was ruined and there were smeared bloody handprints on everything I had touched.
She ran off into the night and I showered for about an hour. I even remember washing my mouth out with shampoo.....

Not sure if there is a term for this in other parts of the world, but here it is affectionately called "Earning your Red-Wings!" ;D
( CaptainKirk, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 18:52, 2 replies)

Haha, I tried having sex in the bath recently
And came on like a fucking gush. That was fun.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 19:41, closed)

Earning your wings...
First earned my red wings some years ago - but earlier this year I had the honour of getting both my red AND brown in one night :)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:41, closed)