BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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WellMy flatmate pulls his little toenails out on a regular basis because
"he can't be bothered to find scissors to cut them".
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:39,
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let's hopehe never works as a hairdresser
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Or as a surgeonspecialising in vasectomies.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:45,
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NopeHe cooks the breakfasts on a certain 1st class train service.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:46,
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I'm glad I avoidrailway sandwiches wherever possible
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:48,
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UgghThat made me shudder. Does he leave them all over the house?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:53,
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