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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

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my favourite euphemism for menstruation:
"she's fallen to the Communists"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 10:23, 7 replies)
I like
"up on bricks"
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:46, closed)
I like the obscure
"Taking a ride on the riverboat" after the line in the song by ocean colour scene.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:25, closed)
Just to clarify
The Riverboat song isn't actually all about Ocean Colour Scene's fascination with menstruation is it?
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:10, closed)
Only
If you play it backwards
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 22:26, closed)
How about.............

'Dropping clots?
(wobbegong69 has been soaring................, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:46, closed)
I've just thought of a new one:
"she's like the Roman"

after Enoch Powell.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:52, closed)

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