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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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The bloodmobile had come to town
and I was explaining to my team at work why I couldn't donate blood.

Me: "I've recently had innoculations so they couldnt use my blood"

Michelle: "Me too, they said I could give blood in a year or so though"

Paul: "I couldnt give blood because i've recently had the flu"

Ian: "They didnt want my blood because i've had sex with prostitutes"

*Every head turns to look at Ian and our manager spits coffee over his keyboard*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:24, 12 replies)
mucho clicko
Front page material, definitely.

I'm curious though. Would they reject my blood for smoking weed or is that just for IV skag junkies with teh bad aids?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:30, closed)
I can't give blood either
I once borrowed a sleeping bag from a catholic priest.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)
It's about 9 years since I went to the bloodmobile
so the questionnaire may have changed, but I think there was a "Do you use recreational drugs?" question.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:33, closed)
That's what I mean....
They're a bit vague. One day I may feet selfless enough to stay off the weed and donate...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:37, closed)
Recreational drugs
*puts on sensible hat*
It's the intraveinous bit that concerns them.
*takes off sensible hat*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:38, closed)
Ah good!
Some lucky post operative punter may wake feeling that they'd had a cheeky little biftah the previous night!

Bring on the canulas!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:44, closed)
Pass de blood bag
pon de left hand side.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:48, closed)
The drugs thing
They're only worried about injecting drugs, because of the possible Aids and Hepatitis issue.

They won't mind a bit of spliff.

EDIT: That cunt Enzyme got there first.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:52, closed)
that;s what I call candid, fantastic for that man though!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, closed)
@ Gunther
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)
I toke loads and they phone me up asking for mine.

can you imagine someone who is used to being caned all the time being given a transfusion of the normal blood? it'd be a shock. they need some thc infused stuff to keep those people going!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:18, closed)
I can't give blood.
I once had unprotected sex with a welshman : (
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:11, closed)

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