The bloodmobile had come to town
and I was explaining to my team at work why I couldn't donate blood.

Me: "I've recently had innoculations so they couldnt use my blood"

Michelle: "Me too, they said I could give blood in a year or so though"

Paul: "I couldnt give blood because i've recently had the flu"

Ian: "They didnt want my blood because i've had sex with prostitutes"

*Every head turns to look at Ian and our manager spits coffee over his keyboard*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:24, 12 replies)

mucho clicko
Front page material, definitely.

I'm curious though. Would they reject my blood for smoking weed or is that just for IV skag junkies with teh bad aids?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:30, closed)

I can't give blood either
I once borrowed a sleeping bag from a catholic priest.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)

It's about 9 years since I went to the bloodmobile
so the questionnaire may have changed, but I think there was a "Do you use recreational drugs?" question.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:33, closed)

That's what I mean....
They're a bit vague. One day I may feet selfless enough to stay off the weed and donate...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:37, closed)

Recreational drugs
*puts on sensible hat*
It's the intraveinous bit that concerns them.
*takes off sensible hat*
*giggles*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:38, closed)

Ah good!
Some lucky post operative punter may wake feeling that they'd had a cheeky little biftah the previous night!

Bring on the canulas!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:44, closed)

Pass de blood bag
pon de left hand side.
( Moey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:48, closed)

The drugs thing
They're only worried about injecting drugs, because of the possible Aids and Hepatitis issue.

They won't mind a bit of spliff.

EDIT: That cunt Enzyme got there first.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:52, closed)

NOW!
that;s what I call candid, fantastic for that man though!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, closed)

LOLZ
@ Gunther
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:57, closed)

@Greencloud
I toke loads and they phone me up asking for mine.

can you imagine someone who is used to being caned all the time being given a transfusion of the normal blood? it'd be a shock. they need some thc infused stuff to keep those people going!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:18, closed)

I can't give blood.
I once had unprotected sex with a welshman : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:11, closed)