BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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If your football gets stuck in a treedon't try and get it out with a brick. No matter how clever you think you are it'll deflect off a branch and twat you on the noggin.
This will lead to you spending the entire afternoon with a teatowl full of ice on your bonce; scalps do not not stop bleeding...ever.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:12,
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