BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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My younger brother once stubbed his toes at a karate lesson.There was a lot of blood pouring from his foot and he was hopping around gibbering.
The Karate instructor sat him down and looked at the mangled foot. He then took the foot in his hands and uttered these immortal lines:
'ancient Chinese remedy'
before waggling all my brother's toes, squirting blood all over the place.
I think in the end they bandaged him up and called our parents.
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WormuIus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:48,
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.ha ha ha
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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