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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I was offered the opportunity to produce 'Gangnam Style'
but thinking that the lyrics were bollocks, and knowing that fish are popular with Asians, wanted to change the name of the song to tuna tea. As it was thought to be a bit racist, the job of producer went elsewhere.

A very big blown opa tuna tea.

No, YOU fuck off.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:52, 2 replies)
You're an even worse person than *mv*e

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:44, closed)
That means I'm likely to get reincarnated as a chihuahua in a fat fingered mods house. :-(
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:04, closed)

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