Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I once had the chance to go about someone's bins.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:29,
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and you threw it away?you IDIOT!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:35,
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Even the memes are on their arses.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:56,
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being dead on its arse is dead on its arse(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:08,
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I was dead on my arse before it became popular(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:12,
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i was giving arse-deadness lessons while you were still in short pants(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:16,
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The older I get, the more short pants I have.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 19:05,
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stop stealing from the lost and found box at the primary school, then(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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