Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Regrets?I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
and saw it through, without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step, along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows, I took the blows and did it my way
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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Well, Mia Farrow was only 13 when Sinatra was fucking her...(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:29,
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Ah, Frank SinatraBeloved bum-bitch of the mafia and dancing for pennies in Las Vegas at their command. Then he died. With his wig on. Sideways.
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And let's not forget that he was a nonce.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:01,
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One who kneels?
They're not the words of Ryan O'Neal's then?
Bah!
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Oh man, I hope you're not telling us you've stabbed your mrs and are currently dying from an overdose.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 4 Apr 2014, 4:03,
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