Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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there were chocolate eclairs in the fridge beforei said i'd get one later.
now they're all gone.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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i'm at my mum's housei'd never willingly share with someone who'd scoff my eclairs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:19,
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nah, she's a midgetit's fun watching her walk, it's like weeble vision
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 18:22,
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This is the first posting this week that had a ring of truth to it.(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 22:15, closed)
Yeah, put a few custard creams or digestives in the fridgeAnd they become a fucking time capsule.
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there's penguins in there now. fuck penguins.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 14:27,
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