Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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After coming home from the pub I could have just gone to bed. Instead I fucked about on the internet and drank more beer.
It's now gone half six in the morning. Do I win £5?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 6:38, 4 replies)
It's now gone half six in the morning. Do I win £5?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 6:38, 4 replies)
You would
...but the Perv Police are on their way to batter down your front door because of what you were accessing
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 6:43, closed)
...but the Perv Police are on their way to batter down your front door because of what you were accessing
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 6:43, closed)
Ya know...
I was bothered about time zone difference coming here to New Zealand to see my lady from the UK for a few months, how fucking silly of me!
I just sit up all night drinking wine and reading b3ta! on GMT0, Problem solved!
Result!
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:40, closed)
I was bothered about time zone difference coming here to New Zealand to see my lady from the UK for a few months, how fucking silly of me!
I just sit up all night drinking wine and reading b3ta! on GMT0, Problem solved!
Result!
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 9:40, closed)
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