Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Do you spend your life insulting people on b3ta?
Isn't that a bit boring?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:47, 2 replies)
Isn't that a bit boring?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:47, 2 replies)
Oh yeah
I understand now. b3ta didn't even exist last time I had an office job!
OK Shambolic and brayndedd I get it - you carry on molesting people online if that keeps you sane in the office... poor bastards. I'll think of you next time I'm 'working' in a cafe with a sea view. I'll even get a croissant and smirk a smug smirk especialy for you!
( , Sun 6 Apr 2014, 13:02, closed)
I understand now. b3ta didn't even exist last time I had an office job!
OK Shambolic and brayndedd I get it - you carry on molesting people online if that keeps you sane in the office... poor bastards. I'll think of you next time I'm 'working' in a cafe with a sea view. I'll even get a croissant and smirk a smug smirk especialy for you!
( , Sun 6 Apr 2014, 13:02, closed)
Not particularly boring. It's not like it takes any time or effort.
I mean ... you're here too ... bit odd to start using that as some sort of attack, innit?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:25, closed)
I mean ... you're here too ... bit odd to start using that as some sort of attack, innit?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:25, closed)
I'd find it deathly dull.
I only drop in occasionally here and only if I've actually got something that might be worth saying.
( , Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:53, closed)
I only drop in occasionally here and only if I've actually got something that might be worth saying.
( , Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:53, closed)
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