Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I was offered a job at NASA but I turned it down because they weren't going to Mars.The fuckers went to the moon instead, and I'm gutted, cuz the moon is awesome.
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this made me laughDr Shambo bot.....
"(OP object/activity/place)'s shit and you're a cock"
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