Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Heheh...
I'm just confused by the degenerate types in here who appear to think that having not placed a bet that would have happened to win counts as a missed opportunity.
Well, I've never bought a lottery ticket, ever, but I'm annoyed because every single draw that has ever happened I WOULD have bought the winning ticket. So fuck y'all - I miss out on millions every week.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I'm just confused by the degenerate types in here who appear to think that having not placed a bet that would have happened to win counts as a missed opportunity.
Well, I've never bought a lottery ticket, ever, but I'm annoyed because every single draw that has ever happened I WOULD have bought the winning ticket. So fuck y'all - I miss out on millions every week.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
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