Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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"Casual shag with the boss's trophy wife?
Told her to ask me again when she was sober. She didn't"
Basically, your boss's wife didn't fancy you when she was pissed. That's how unappealing you are.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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that makes no sense whatsoeverTry again
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It's not hard to follow, you must be very thick.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:01,
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It's not hard to type properlyYou must be very thick
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