Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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There's some proper lol to be had on Twitter over this whole debacle.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:04, 1 reply)
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Just do a Twitter search for him. Fucking idiotic teenage girls defending him and me proper winding them up.
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I didn't understand the point of Twitter until I discovered how easy it is to upset people on it.
I am so happy right now.
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I am so happy right now.
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all I can see is thick tweenagers wanking endlessly on at one another as if they have ever had a single original and constructive thought
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I prefer the idiom 'as easy as coercing vulnerable thirteen year olds into unwanted sexual activity'.
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Do they have a group noun a la 'Beliebers'?
Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)
Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)
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