Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Just do a Twitter search for him. Fucking idiotic teenage girls defending him and me proper winding them up.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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I didn't understand the point of Twitter until I discovered how easy it is to upset people on it.I am so happy right now.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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Fuck that, that'd involve me having to join fucking Twatter.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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all I can see is thick tweenagers wanking endlessly on at one another as if they have ever had a single original and constructive thought(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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Correct. Fish in a barrel.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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I prefer the idiom 'as easy as coercing vulnerable thirteen year olds into unwanted sexual activity'.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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lolsee above
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Do they have a group noun a la 'Beliebers'?Milsomers? Milsommer Murderers? Perhaps 'Milsom' can be used as an adjective in this very specific circumstance.
Now I've given myself a mental image of some posing teenage girl throwing a nondescript gesture, 'Got Milsom?' text across the bottom of the image and JPEG artefacts for Internets pedantry.
Still, paedodramalulz are better than the actual QOTW we're in.
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