Biggest opportunity I've blown
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Softie Walter no longer has homosexual tendencies and habits
Minnie The Minx is no longer such an obvious lesbian
Billy Whizz has been renamed to avoid the drugs angle
Ball Boy gives half a page over every week to showcasing a football stitching factory in a third world country and highlighting the conditions of the workers there
Dennis's dad has been put away for using his slipper on a child and Dennis has been taken into care while his mum descends a spiral of alcoholism and prostitution
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:26, 1 reply)
Minnie The Minx is no longer such an obvious lesbian
Billy Whizz has been renamed to avoid the drugs angle
Ball Boy gives half a page over every week to showcasing a football stitching factory in a third world country and highlighting the conditions of the workers there
Dennis's dad has been put away for using his slipper on a child and Dennis has been taken into care while his mum descends a spiral of alcoholism and prostitution
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:26, 1 reply)
The Bash Street Kids now need to have a female teacher present in the classroom too after Toots made some allegations
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
being called Toots can't of helped
were her sisters called Babe & Sweetcheeks?
( , Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:50, closed)
were her sisters called Babe & Sweetcheeks?
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