Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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So when did you realise you were gay?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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I thought the same thingI'm surprised she tried a third time, 99% of women would have assumed you batted for the other side after the first, or at most the second time you did it.
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Wait, is this a real story?I assumed it was a piss-take after I'd failed to work out what pun was in "two Staples-brand office chairs"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:38,
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