Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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toastermy mate once lived in a studenty-type flatshare with a couple of nice, if strange, blokes. i stayed over one night as i was far too drunk to go home.
next morning, fried egg on toast seemed like a good hangover cure. i went to put the bread in the toaster, when i noticed the trowel. it was stuck down the side of the toaster.
"why is there a trowel stuck down the side of the toaster?" i asked.
"oh, the lever is broke," my mate replied. "you can't make the bread stay in unless you wedge the trowel down the side."
it worked, too.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:32,
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Had he misunderstood whenYou said you liked to make doorsteps for breakfast?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:35,
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arf!quite possibly!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:37,
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